If you miss the 80s and love to laugh, I have the perfect article for you. The 80s was a time when things were much different than now, making a lot of room for 80s jokes.
If you are reading this, I’m sure you have heard many 80s movie puns that made you crack a big smile on your face and tap the person next to you to make sure they listened because it was so funny.
Hi, knee socks, converse, and shorts were a staple for many young people in the 80s. Big hair, full, colorful makeup, and a fluffy skirt with an exotic top were the style of young women in the 80s. When we look at those styles in the 21st century, most of us try to re-create the styles with a slight smile on our faces. Because we know that is 80s humor attire.
Below is a list of 30 great 80s jokes that will send you back to the past with a smile on your face.
Funny 80s jokes
1.) If 80s movies have taught me anything.
Punchline: is that everyone with a sweater tied around their neck is a prick.
2.) What are you called when gremlins pee on you?
Punchline: purple rain
3.) How long did Lionel Richie sit on the toilet
Punchline: all night long
4.) 80s hair
Punchline: the wind doesn’t stand a chance
5.) Marty! Whatever happens.
Punchline: Don’t ever go to 2020
6.) What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
Punchline: Michael Jackson was burned using Pepsi, and Richard Pryor was burned using Coke
7.) How many letters are in the alphabet?
Punchline: 22, because E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.
8.) How do you know you grow up in the 80s?
Punchline: Because you still get up to turn the TV off.
9.) What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire?
Punchline: Beat it!
10.) How come the members of U2 still haven’t found what they’re looking for?
Punchline: Because the streets have no names!
11.) What’s wrong with New Jersey?
Punchline: It’s OK, but I wish they would bring back Jersey Classic!
12.) What do 80s kids eat on their toast?
Punchline: Jellies and Jams!
13.) Why was Michael Jackson grounded?
Punchline: He was Bad!
14.) What do people love the 80s??
Punchline: Because technology sucks.
15.) Why did people in the 80s live like kings?
Punchline: Because they went to Burger King
16.) What would happen if Whoopi Goldberg married Scooby-Doo?
Punchline: Whoppi Doo!
17.) How do you spell Canada?
Punchline: C-eh-N-eh-D-eh!!!
18.) My friend came down with the flu then started singing 80s bangers
Punchline: We think he may have the MySharona virus.
19.) The band was playing cheesy 80s music
Punchline: So I ran, I ran so far away.
20.) They say an 80s theme TV show couldn’t work on a modern internet streaming platform
Punchline: But Stranger Things has happened.
21.) What do Abraham Lincoln and an ’80s sitcom have in common?
Punchline: Both were shot before a live audience.
22.) I’ve been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands
Punchline: Unfortunately, there is no cure.
23.) An 80s singer caught on fire; what does he do?
Punchline: Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll
24.) Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.
Punchline: I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.
25.) What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?
Punchline: A Durantula.
26.) Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?
Punchline: Because they had good high jeans
27.) What do you call a person with big hair in the 80s?
Punchline: Gravity Defiant
28.) Why did people in the 80s have big hair?
Punchline: To look taller on their fake ID.
29.) What’s the name of Mr. T’s girlfriend?
Punchline: April, fools!
30.) Why couldn’t the Ghostbusters ever finish on an Oregon Trail?
Punchline: Because they couldn’t cross the streams!
Okay, so I hope you enjoy this great list of the best 80s jokes. I would love to like that these jokes to put a smile on your face, even if you were not born in that era. The 80s was a great time to enjoy life, and most of these jokes discuss that.
